It’s 5:30 or so in the morning. In about an hour I’ll be on my way to the medical building for my colonoscopy, my first.

Last night’s experience with the GoLytely was intense. At the 1/4  mark I had my “Oh God” moment. Here’s to hoping there’s something worth finding in the test results, because I don’t relish repeating this process again.

I dreamt of pancakes. Chocolate-chip wonderland with rivers of natural syrup.

The house also smells like honey smoked bacon.

This is my first official full anal penetration, and I won’t be conscious for it.

These are my before colonoscopy notes.